Now there are three steps to heaven
Just listen and you will plainly see
And as I travel on and things do go wrong
Just call it steps one
Two and three
Step one
To find a girl to love
Step two
She falls in love with you
Step three
You kiss and hold her tightly
Yeah! That shure seems like heaven to me
The formula for heaven's very simple
Just follow the rules and you will see
And as I travel on and things do go wrong
Just call it steps one
Two and three
Step one
To find a girl to love
Just call it steps one
Two and three